Tuesday, 9 February 2010

A week of pure kink and filth

Well this is it guys n gals - I'm on my own for an entire week. I can hardly contain my thoughts about all the things I can get up to. Feel free to make any suggestions and I'll keep you all posted of course!

Thursday, 4 February 2010

Time for some cock action?



My wife is going away for a week next week...My mind is turning to what I might get up to. As usual, my first port of call is getting my hands on some quality cock (simply because it is so much easier than finding a horny kinky woman).

I've done this a few times now so I know what I like - wanking, kissing and sucking a lovely big cock, the bigger the better. When he is ready to come I will open my mouth wide, stick my tongue out and get ready for a big spurt of lovely hot jizz. Then drink it all down of course. If I'm a really lucky boy then this might be followed by a good drink of piss - straight from the source!

I'm putting the feelers out now, so if you know of any good candidates point them in my direction!

Friday, 22 January 2010

More lust!!

I've just finished a days teaching at the local uni, as a new part time lecturer. I have to say the selection of sexy young girls was quite intoxicating. I wonder if any of them knew that as I was listening to them (in our one to one tutorials), I was actually imagining how it would feel to touch them - on their faces, touch their soft lips, kiss them, expose their breasts (some very small, some much bigger, but all nice), imagine what they would do if I got my stiff cock and shoved it in their faces - how many, if they knew this was what I was thinking, would gladly let me use them and take my cock into their mouths?

I wonder if there are any who would gladly abuse me? Make me stand in front of them naked, slap me in the balls, clean their shoes, maybe even clean their arseholes with my tongue? MMMMmmmmmmmmm Happy Wankin!!

Saturday, 16 January 2010

My lustful desires

I'm feeling particularly horny today. Last night I stayed up drinking until 4 in the morning with two student females who used to work for me. It was a leaving do for another girl so we had a night out (my wife went to bed at 2).

These two girls (both 20) are very sexy, I have always lusted after them. When they stay over it's nice. In the morning I let them both use the bathroom first. Once they had finished, I went in to get a shower. As I stripped naked I could hear them both in the next to the bathroom. ALl that was between my naked body and them was a door.

This made me feel very horny. I decided to lie face down on the cold tiled floor, which was still wet from their showers. I ground my hard cock into the water that had run off of their naked bodies. I even started to lick some up off the floor.

This makes me realise that I would probably do anything for them. The next time they are here, I've decided I'm going to clean my toilet so that it is spotless, then every time they use it I will go in, get on my knees and lick the seat and the bowl of the toilet, just to get a slight taste of them.

I had another idea with the toilet - to disable the flush mechanism while they are here - by the end of the night I would have a toilet full of their piss to drink!

How much of a perv am I!!!

Sunday, 3 January 2010

The ultimate?

Pretty face and a lovely big cock!



Thursday, 24 December 2009

Breaking myself in!

During my wifes recent trip away, I spent a lot of time being a naughty boy. The following is the most significant of what I got up to.

The build up

I spent the evening surfing porn. Every time I found something I liked I would save it. I had a scene in mind, involving piss, bondage and ass fucking, so that gave me something to look for. Every time I needed to piss, I would do it in a bottle. By the end of the evening I had pretty much filled up a 2 litre plastic bottle with my piss.

See below for some vids which I found particularly inspirational...







The preparation

The scene would take place in our wetroom (fully tiled floor with drainage). Job one was to turn my biggest dildo into a pissing cock! I did this by taping a piece if thin plastic tubing up its length, with the opening at the head. The other end of the tube was inserted into the lid of my 2 litre bottle of piss.

I also printed out some of the images which had inspired me, including a couple of some sexy student girls I had recently worked with - I added some speech bubbles to these with cruel words of encouragement.

Being a filthy piss whore

So I begin. I lay on the floor and tie my legs up to one of my arms in a hogtied position (I need to leave one arm free). I also tie a string around my balls, which I attach to the hogtied straps. I'm now in that wonderful position of complete restriction. I love to struggle when bound - what makes it even nicer is that every time I struggle it pulls on my tightly bound bollocks! Mmmmmmm!

I begin to lovingly kiss and lick the huge didlo (on a sucker so that it is sticking right up off the tiled floor). Next I tip over the two litre bottle of piss - immediately piss begins to steadily trickle out of the end of my big dildo. Mmmmmmm! Before I know it, I'm lying in a puddle of my own piss, sucking on a big dildo, drinking down as much piss as I can manage. I even lick some up off of the floor, and rub my face into it. I love piss!!!

The main event - fuck that ass

I start with a courgette. It's a bit like a small cucumber, lovely rounded end. I lube it up and start to push it up my arse. I'm surprised how easy it goes in. Before I know it, its all the way in. I start to slowly fuck myself - this actually feels nice.

Now for the proper one. I'd decided that it was about time I gave myself a serious ass fucking, something I'de never managed to do before. I got the cucumber - very, very big, about 12 inches, very fat and smooth. I lubed it up. Started to push it against my arse. It didn't really want to go in, but I persisted.

Eventually it started to slide in - inch by inch, I slowly pushed it in until it was about 4 inches up. It felt huge. But I had decided that I needed to be fucked big time, so I renewed my determination and pushed harder - 5in, 6in, 7in, 8in - fucking hell, it was now well over half way. I felt gloriously stuffed!

I wrapped my lips back around the still squirting dildo and began to drink down as much piss as I could manage, whilst simultaneuosly fucking myself with a massive cucumber. I looked around at all of the sexy girls in the pictures, urging me to fuck myself up the arse until I came. Then I did. My cock spunked and spunked, I lay there, face down in my own piss, with a huge cucumber sticking out of my arse. I had done it - for the first time I had been fucked up the arse.

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Fun Times Ahead

Just a quickie - my wife is away for a week, I'm starting to think about what I can get up to while she's gone! Watch this space for photos of what goes on.

1. Porn-surfing - goes without saying!

2. Self bondage - it's always nice to get oneself into a tricky situation, something involving elaborate bondage and big dildos should suffice.

3. Getting naked outdoors - I have a few possibilities for getting outdoors and stripping naked. If it's wet and raining even better.

4. Suck a cock - I'm in contact with a few guys from fitlads.net, one in particular is a mixed race guy with a lovely big cock mmmm!

5. Fuck a slut - would like to go out (maybe with another bi guy) and pull a slapper - we can both fuck her and use her, she can watch while we suck and wank each other off.

6. Drink some piss - either mine or someone elses!