Breaking myself in!

During my wifes recent trip away, I spent a lot of time being a naughty boy. The following is the most significant of what I got up to.

The build up

I spent the evening surfing porn. Every time I found something I liked I would save it. I had a scene in mind, involving piss, bondage and ass fucking, so that gave me something to look for. Every time I needed to piss, I would do it in a bottle. By the end of the evening I had pretty much filled up a 2 litre plastic bottle with my piss.

See below for some vids which I found particularly inspirational...







The preparation

The scene would take place in our wetroom (fully tiled floor with drainage). Job one was to turn my biggest dildo into a pissing cock! I did this by taping a piece if thin plastic tubing up its length, with the opening at the head. The other end of the tube was inserted into the lid of my 2 litre bottle of piss.

I also printed out some of the images which had inspired me, including a couple of some sexy student girls I had recently worked with - I added some speech bubbles to these with cruel words of encouragement.

Being a filthy piss whore

So I begin. I lay on the floor and tie my legs up to one of my arms in a hogtied position (I need to leave one arm free). I also tie a string around my balls, which I attach to the hogtied straps. I'm now in that wonderful position of complete restriction. I love to struggle when bound - what makes it even nicer is that every time I struggle it pulls on my tightly bound bollocks! Mmmmmmm!

I begin to lovingly kiss and lick the huge didlo (on a sucker so that it is sticking right up off the tiled floor). Next I tip over the two litre bottle of piss - immediately piss begins to steadily trickle out of the end of my big dildo. Mmmmmmm! Before I know it, I'm lying in a puddle of my own piss, sucking on a big dildo, drinking down as much piss as I can manage. I even lick some up off of the floor, and rub my face into it. I love piss!!!

The main event - fuck that ass

I start with a courgette. It's a bit like a small cucumber, lovely rounded end. I lube it up and start to push it up my arse. I'm surprised how easy it goes in. Before I know it, its all the way in. I start to slowly fuck myself - this actually feels nice.

Now for the proper one. I'd decided that it was about time I gave myself a serious ass fucking, something I'de never managed to do before. I got the cucumber - very, very big, about 12 inches, very fat and smooth. I lubed it up. Started to push it against my arse. It didn't really want to go in, but I persisted.

Eventually it started to slide in - inch by inch, I slowly pushed it in until it was about 4 inches up. It felt huge. But I had decided that I needed to be fucked big time, so I renewed my determination and pushed harder - 5in, 6in, 7in, 8in - fucking hell, it was now well over half way. I felt gloriously stuffed!

I wrapped my lips back around the still squirting dildo and began to drink down as much piss as I could manage, whilst simultaneuosly fucking myself with a massive cucumber. I looked around at all of the sexy girls in the pictures, urging me to fuck myself up the arse until I came. Then I did. My cock spunked and spunked, I lay there, face down in my own piss, with a huge cucumber sticking out of my arse. I had done it - for the first time I had been fucked up the arse.