Balls are made for hurting

This is true. The reason we have balls is so that sexy women can hurt them, or make us hurt ourselves for their amusement. Inspired by this fact this morning I performed the following homage to sexy, spiteful women.

I was stripped naked, I'd been looking at porn so had plenty to be punished for. I tied a shoelace around my balls, very tight. I tied a plastic carrier bag (from a supermarket) to the shoelace, by the handles.

I proceeded to place items in the bag, so that they were being carried by my balls. First a large roll of bin liners, quite heavy. The feeling of pulling down on my balls was painful but strangely very erotic. I had a huge erection. Next to go in was a large bottle of detergent (full). This really upped the ante, suddenly causing me intense pain and aching in the pit of my stomach. Still horny though. Finally another bottle of detergent, this time taking me to the point where I thought i could not handle the pain.

With this huge weight hanging off my balls, I started to walk. The bag and its contents starting to bang between my legs, causing the most painfull sensations. I decided to wank my cock. Boy was that a bad idea, the act of vigorously jerking my cock made the bag bounce up and down...ouch!

I did this for a while then decided I should come. I managed to wank myself enough so that I had the most intense orgasm whilst simultaneuosly hurting my balls.

I will do this again. Happy wankin.